Rashia Jones has given birth to a baby boy with Vampire Weekends Ezra Koenig.
Let that settle in.
Yes, its big. The merging of two great pop culture legends. Leslie Knope would be proud.
Thats according to E! News, anyway, who also claimed her baby boy is named Isaiah. And he was reportedly born a month ago.
However, as some internet pundits have joked, that might just be the name of Vampire Weekends next album. Thats were all waiting for. Very patiently. So patiently.
Now, couples have babies all the time, right? Right. But were particularly taken aback by this fresh news as Rashida, 42, and Ezra, 34, have never confirmed their relationship – after first being linked together in 2016 and taking in a basketball match as most New York couples do, before heading to Sundance in 2017.
These two are the most amazingly hipster couple ever and we just want to breathe in their aura and soak up some of their awesomeness.
Shippers of the pair sure were just as shaken and stirred by the news as us as they all took to social media to form a therapy group of sorts in which to deal with this new information.
Rashida Jones and Ezra Koenig are a couple??? and have a babby??
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) September 26, 2018
If Rashida Jones and Ezra Koenig are this good at hiding the fact that their baby was born months ago, imagine how good Vampire Weekend has been at hiding their newest album from us
— Jónatan (@jon__bay) September 26, 2018
nothing but respect for my new prez, Rashida Jones and Ezra Koenig's offspring
— Jael Goldfine (@jaelgoldfine) September 26, 2018
Rashida, who was previously engaged to Mark Ronson and dated SNLs Colin Jost, opened up about parenthood in the past, saying she had come to terms with the fact it hadnt happened to her yet.
In 2014 she told The Guardian: Im happy, but the fact that Im not married and dont have kids.
Its taken me a long time to get to a place where I actually am OK with that, where I actually dont feel like Im some sort of loser.
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Well, guess shes now got to come to terms with the fact shes got a baby boy.
We hope she is also across the news its with Ezra Koenig. Because were still freaking out about that.
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