Were all apparently supposed to be impressed that some dogs can jump rope.

A video has taken the internet by storm showing a handful of them jumping rope with a man. I dont understand at all why were supposed to care. This was on ESPN this morning. ESPN! Why? Somebody explain that to me.

Just some dogs jumping rope. pic.twitter.com/r7NolaS268

— Nate Kraemer (@Catvibes1234) May 17, 2018

Heres a quick fact for all of you. Dogs dont exist to jump rope. They exist to hunt and provide protection. Companionship is also important, but lets not get lost from whats important here.

A police dog would vomit if it saw that video. Its bad for the brand. I would be so mad if I were a dog. Why would other dogs be out here embarrassing their kind when they instead could be out in the field hunting.

What are those dogs going to do if somebody breaks into your house? Are they going to run over with a jump rope to play some games? I need a dog that is going to tear things limb to limb.

Im embarrassed for these dogs, and Im embarrassed for the owner. Theres just no justification at all.

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