
Robert Pattinsons latest gripe is that hes always having to masturbate in his films – and hes also pretty peeved about his recent sex scene with a mermaid.
Yes, you did just read that.
Theres a lot to unpack here, so well give you a quick moment to mentally regroup.
While discussing recurring themes in his films, the 33-year-old moaned that hes constantly being told to pleasure himself on camera.
Which – considering its happened in four of Robs movies – is kind of a fair point.
I keep masturbating. In the last three or four movies, Ive got a masturbation scene, the Twilight star told Variety magazine.