Have you ever been faced with choosing between a sex aid or rockstar merch for your partner? Well, Marilyn Manson has fixed that problem for you.
The Personal Jesus singer has somehow made Halloween even scarier by creating a dildo daubed with his own face for his fans.
Yep, thats a real thing you can buy now.
The 49-year-old, real name Brian Warner, promoted his new Halloween merchandise on his Instagram page, which includes a pumpkin stencil of his logo, and the aforementioned Double Cross Dildo.
Marilyn captioned the post: I guess this is…Halloween. #dickortreat.
Which, were sure youll agree, is kind of genius.
Fans were all over the raunchy gift, with one person commenting: Amazon wish list and another joking: More like This is HallowPEEN!
Bizarrely, Marilyn tagged Taylor Swift in the picture – were not sure if shes his target market, tbh.
So, what does the Marilyn Manson dildo provide? (Aside from nightmares.)
Well, the 8″ tall, 1.5″ in diameter toy is made from silicone, is hypoallergenic, and has a sucker base, while it comes in its own special Marilyn bag.
Marilyns official merchandise site explains: The Double Cross Marilyn Manson Dildo + Bag includes a soft, lifelike Marilyn Manson dildo and velvet double cross logo bag for easy and discreet storage.
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Please note that the paint on Marilyn Mansons face is environmentally safe. May fade with multiple uses.
May fade with multiple uses may be the most horrifying thing about this.
If you fancy getting off with Marilyn, the toy will set you back $125 (£95), and should come before Halloween. Pun intended.
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