So, here we are. Almost two years since the Wall was ice-fired into oblivion and we now, finally, get to see how it all ends.
Before we continue, one last warning, just in case we haven't made ourselves clear: this review contains spoilers for the Game Of Thrones season eight premiere.
HBO has been guarding this thing like an unhatched dragon egg, so if you still haven't watched it you better stop reading now.
Go on. You'll thank us for it later.
Those who set the alarm clocks for 2am: here we go.
With no time to mess about, this final season premiere gets straight down to business, with Jon Snow returning to Winterfell riding alongside his new Queen, Daenerys Targaryen, and their army; her dragons soaring overhead and making quite the first impression, as dragons tend to do.
This is an episode with plenty of big plot moments; no epic battles, no slaying of major characters, but the big question from last season – which could have stayed secret a while longer to ramp up the drama later in the series – is dealt with swiftly. Does Jon Snow find out the truth about who he really is?
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Yes. Yes, he does.
In the crypts of Winterfell, Samwell Tarly is the one to deliver the revelation that viewers learned at the end of series seven: Jon Snow, you are not Ned Stark's bastard son, you are Aegon Targaryen, heir to the Iron Throne and also your new girlfriend's nephew.
It's quite a bit to take in, and Jon is unsurprisingly disbelieving at first.
Not only does everyone's favourite nice guy Samwell bring that mic drop, but also the news that Daenerys had his father and brother, Randyll and Dickon Tarly, brutally executed by dragon fire.
Oh, and it was all going so well.
Earlier in the day we saw Jon and Dany taking the dragons out for a spin; Jon's first time, but he's not bad for a novice. Something in the blood, perhaps?
In, dare we say it, slightly cheesy scenes, the pair are snogging and galavanting across the skies of Winterfell as if they don't have a care in the world.
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Come on guys, you're facing the possibility of the entire population of Westeros being turned into the undead, here! Keep the PDAs down a bit!
Luckily, Dany's protective dragons are keeping watch over the canoodling. The question is: how long will the honeymoon period last?
How will Jon deal with the news of his true birthright? Perhaps more importantly, how will Dany?
After all her talk of breaking the wheel, how will she feel when she finds out there's a new rightful heir in town (and her bed)?
In other things-not-looking-good-for-Westeros's-hottest-new-couple news, Sansa Stark is making it clear in no uncertain terms that she's not the biggest fan of the dragon mother Jon has bent the knee for.
Is this Game Of Thrones falling on the lazy trope of two powerful women being unable to get along?
While some will no doubt feel that way, it is also perfectly reasonable for Sansa – and Arya Stark, and most of Winterfell, for that matter – to be wary of the Breaker of Chains.
While we as viewers have come to know Daenerys over seven seasons, cheering her on as she transformed from a timid young girl to a badass queen, she is after all an unknown quantity to the Stark sisters.
This is a woman with two massive fire-breathing dragons at her bidding, let's not forget. That kind of thing takes a bit of getting used to.
Meanwhile, back in King's Landing, Cersei Lannister isn't giving celibacy a go while twin brother/lover Jaime is away.
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