In a not-so Comedy Of Errors, almost a third of secondary school pupils cannot say what William Shakespeare is famous for, according to a new survey.
In a poll of 1,000 children aged 11 to 18, researchers for LAMDA (London Academy of Music and Dramatic Art) found that 31% were not familiar with the work of the bard.
The pupils were given a list of 13 names, including Simon Cowell, Alesha Dixon and Neville Chamberlain, and asked to identify the playwrights.
Grammar school students fared the worst, with 50% failing to recognise Stratford-upon-Avon's most famous son.
The poll also found that nearly half the children (47%) had never been to see a play as part of a school trip and almost two thirds (65%) had never been involved in a school play.
LAMDA says the statistics lay bare the "startling lack of student engagement with the arts".
Principal Joanna Readsaid: "These statistics are shocking. I'm concerned that half of our children have never been to see a play with their school – that figure should be zero.
"The arts are a right, not a privilege, and today we are seeing fewer and fewer children being given the opportunity to access, enjoy and learn from them."
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Shakespeare was not the only playwright school children struggled to identify.
Caryl Churchill and Roy Williams, arguably Britain's most celebrated female and black playwrights, were picked out by 4% and 2% of students respectively – the same number that chose Amanda Holden (4%) and Simon Cowell (2%).
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