My first car was a Mini. If youre fast-approaching middle age, yours probably was too. I bought my (t)rusty 1983 Mini City for £325, sprayed go-faster stripes on the bonnet and shoehorned a subwoofer into the boot. After passing my test, I enjoyed one day of glorious freedom, then crashed it in Croydon. Result: a write-off. My Mini adventure was over before it began.
Twenty-four years later, those memories are all flooding back: the Tardis interior, the bus-like steering wheel, the whining gears, the rorty A-Series engine. Im driving a Mini again, but this one took 1,400 hours to hand-build and its stripes werent applied with a rattle-can. Its also worth 300 times more than my ill-fated teenage jalopy, so Im giving Croydon a wide berth.
That price tag – anything from £90,000 to £130,000 – is impossible to ignore, but the David Brown Mini Remastered isnt a mere Mini. Its strengthened, de-seamed and rust-resistant bodyshell is all-new, a donor engine is rebuilt for 30 percent more power (71hp, plus 88lb ft of torque) and its interior is lined in plush leather and knurled aluminium. Creature comforts include air conditioning, remote central locking, puddle lights, electric windows and a touchscreen media system. This is luxury on a Lilliputian scale: more pint-sized Rolls-Royce than rebadged Rover.
Theres no such thing as a standard Mini Remastered either. David Brown Automotive can match the paintwork to your shoes or lipstick, embroider your family crest on the seats and offer carpets made of leather or deep-pile wool (neither sounds particularly practical). Everything is bespoke, limited only by your largesse. My must-have from the accessories catalogue is an open-face crash helmet – colour-coded, of course – and pair of flying goggles. Chocks away!
This particular Mini has an Alpine theme and was originally supplied with a teak roof rack and hand-made skis, although theyve been detached for a blazing July day in Battersea. Shame the matching picnic hamper is missing, too. David Browns PR people have prepared a swinging London playlist, so six speakers kick into The Whos My Generation as I press the start button. This feels like a nostalgia trip already.
Driving a Mini forces you to recalibrate your reactions. Its steering is so sharp, so hair-trigger responsive, my brain feels hard-wired into the wood-rimmed wheel. The ride is firm, bordering on bouncy, but the pay-off is handling that shamed most 1960s sports cars – and made the Cooper a giant-killer on the rally stage. The Mini seems to pivot on its own axis, clinging to corners like an eager puppy with a chew toy. As I blast across Clapham Common, T. Rexs 20th Century Boy on the stereo, I cant suppress a smile.
Its still a brilliant city car, too. Punchy power delivery and a tiRead More – Source