Apparently staring at the chests of women can be very good for the health of men.
The New York Post caught my attention late Tuesday night with a tweet that simply stated, “Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer.” I dont think Ive clicked on a link faster in my life.
Staring at boobs is just one of six easy ways men can live longer https://t.co/CpVekvkIKCpic.twitter.com/sNxotsuYmn
— New York Post (@nypost) April 25, 2018
I soon found myself reading one of the greatest stories ever written, which was actually initially published around a year ago. I have no idea why they brought it out of the closet for another round, but I was fascinated. The NY Post wrote on the subject of staring at breasts:
It may seem like an inconvenience or an invasion of privacy to many women, but staring at boobs creates a positive mindset in men.
The same effect occurs when they look at cute animals.
A 2012 study, published in the Archives of Internal Medicine, looked at the effects positive thinking had on mens health.
After a year, positive thinking had a powerful effect on health choices.
Now, Ive never been a big science guy. I barely passed every science class Ive ever taken. Ive left science to those geeks in lab coats. I dont care how my medicine and cell phone works as long as they function properly when needed.
However, I think I would have done substantially better if science was taught in this manner back in the day. Do you have any idea how many times Ive been told that my profiling of Instagram models isnt good? Too many times to count, but it turns out Im literally saving lives. My critics are over here trying to deny men the ability to live longer and healthier lives. Shame on them. I put a curse on them.
Im the son of a veterinarian, but I never thought it would turn out I was a bit of a lifesaving doctor myself. No need to call me a hero. Im sure lots of people are saying that, but I dont need to hear it. Ill just keep doing my thing and saving lives.
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