That is not a good exercise outfit… Nintendo LOOK AT ME I AM EXCITED ABOUT EXERCISE! Nintendo Streeeeeeetch! Nintendo Lift those legs! Nintendo These pretend weights are a lot easier to lift than real weights! Nintendo I've had nightmares that resemble this. Nintendo Up top! Nintendo Why does this remind me of a five-year-old pretending to drive a car? Nintendo Are they… are they pointing at her rear end? Nintendo Hahahaha. Exercise is fun! Nintendo Rahhhhhhh! Nintendo *Click* Nintendo
Remember the Wii Fit Balance Board? Twelve years ago, Nintendo released a device that looked like a bathroom scale but actually acted as a relatively sensitive controller that responded to subtle shifts in weight in specially designed games. Nintendo sold at least 22 million of the suckers to health-conscious gamers, 99.9% of whom have doubtless put their Balance Boards in the closet or a donation bin by now.
Fast forward to today, and Nintendo is once again teasing a new entry into the fitness game. In a short video tweeted late Thursday, the company showed off a flexible black plastic ring and accompanying leg strap, both of which apparently integrate with Switch Joy-Cons to measure your motion in a number of ways.
