Ozzy Osbourne has revealed he cant wipe his own ass at the moment as he recovers from surgery on an infection that nearly killed him.
I havent been able to do anything, the Black Sabbath front man revealed.
Im right-handed. You cant wipe your own ass. And I didnt have many fucking volunteers who would do it for me.
Ozzy was forced to cancel four shows in September after his thumb became swollen; doctors later confirmed he had a staph infection that had entered the bloodstream. If left untreated the infection can become deadlu.
I didnt feel sick, so I was cracking jokes,he said.
The doctor said, “I dont know if you realize, Mr. Osbourne, this is a very serious problem you have.” Sharon said, “Would you stop fucking making jokes?” So I said, “Well, its my hand.” The thing was, nobody was laughing. Theyre all extremely, deadly serious about it, he added, speaking to Rolling Stone.
After the surgery the rocker posted a picture to his Instagram, sharing an update of him, hand bandaged up, as he let ice cream heal the soul following the op.
Feeling better after surgery. Ice cream helps, he shared.