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4:41 PM 03/28/2018

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Olivia Culpo is officially back on the market.

The Sports Illustrated swimsuit model confirmed the news to Access Hollywood that her and Danny Amendola were over, and I think this is a reason for bros everywhere to celebrate. (SLIDESHOW: These Women On Instagram Hate Wearing Clothes)

The world is simply a better place when we believe in our minds that women like Culpo are single and ready to mingle. (SLIDESHOW: 142 Times Josephine Skriver Barely Wore Anything)

Culpo is an exploding superstar right now, and thats a bandwagon Im sure plenty of guys would shoot their shots with at the bar. (SLIDESHOW: 71 Times Samantha Hoopes Stripped Down)

All Im saying is that Im here for Culpo if the situation requires it. Im not saying its bound to happen, but the world has seen crazier stuff. (SLIDESHOW: 60 Times Abigail Ratchford Wore Almost Nothing)

Plus, Culpo is almost certainly going to find some other superstar guy. Women who look like her dont stay single for long. Thats not how life works. (SLIDESHOW: This Blonde Bombshell Might Be The Hottest Model On The Internet)

I guess well just have to wait and see how it all shakes out.

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